双语笑话|Office Christmas party 办公室圣诞节晚会

Are you coming to the office Christmas party tomorrow night? the young man asked his colleague^{1 veduchina.}

Well replied his friend, I'd like to but I'm afraid I've got to stay home. My pet will become very anxious^{2 if I stay out late.}

Pet? replied the young man, I didn't know you'd got one. What is it veduchina?

A centipede veduchina.

A centipede? That's unusual. But that's no problem. Why don't you bring him with you?

你明天去参加公司组织的圣诞节晚会吗？ 一个青年问他的同事。

我当然想去朋友回答到，但我需要呆在家，由于假如我回去太晚我的宠物会非常担心！

宠物？青年回答到，我不了解你还有宠物，是什么宠物？

一只蜈蚣。

一只蜈蚣？那非常容易见到啊。那不是问题，你可以把它带上啊！